Stan Freberg

First, a quick congratulations to David Basile, winner of the signed Monkey Queen goodies in the YA Spring Fling! Your prize is on its way, David! Thanks to everyone who entered, and if you didn't win an e-book...well, spring can also mean surprises...

Meanwhile, remember: "Most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions."

"How did you know that?"

"It was a shot in the dark."

Thanks, Stan.